Nikki Reed looks pretty hot right her, doesn’t she? Too bad this is about as good as she gets…. Nikki should take some style tips from her character Rosalie Hale and improve her look or just fire whoever is letting her go out in public!
What the hell are you wearing? Did you get into a fight with your cat before you left the house? It could have been nice and you look semi-decent from the chin up but what the hell is on your shoulders? Did the designer have extra fabric and think this looked cute because it looks like you should go back to the ‘80s with those puffy sleeves! And as for the clutch, since when does biker chic studs go with animal print??? Big fashion miss Nikki…..
I see, now you are trying to be all sly and sleek in black and while Rob’s presence near you certainly does up your style score, we can see through you here. Just because he is standing two feet away from you, doesn't mean we will forgive that messypiece of hair gone awfully astray.
Poor Nikki, Rob is done with you and only has eyes for the lovely KStew…..don’t let yourself go. How do you ever think you are going to find another man to up your style score if you let your highlights grow out and hide behind the tacky rings on every finger! Do you purposely not want anyone to recognize you after the shame of being out in public alone and knowingthat Rob chose Kristen. We know his music style inspired you but really, he was just being kind when hanging out with you in public. It was only for publicity.
Don’t try to seduce RPatz back with this fiendish pose……hewon’t fall for your tricks anymore. I think you missed the mark here and accidentally channeled your inner warewolf in this shot….shouldn’t you be channeling your inner vamp? Not really sure if you were going for the Tarzan warewolf look here, but you nailed it! Your eye makeup looks good, so at least you have something.
Ugh, you poor thing…….your life isn’t that bad. Are you trying to drown yourself or get lung cancer? At least you won’thave a forest fire onyour hands because the water will put that ciggy right out. Are you now trying to channel Victoria to help improve your beauty status??? No such luck in this shot.
Now why didn’t you try this along, just go natural and be yourself. This is one of your best looks. You actually look human, not like a drowned rat, a warewolf, or a bag lady. Keep it up Nikki, the hard work is paying off.
Golden tan, luscious locks……you nailed it! It’s a little high school graduation posey like glam shots but its working for you.
Maybe it just took you a while to find your groove. It’s ok, it happens to the best of us. Did you hire a new stylist because she is a great ASSet…..purple is your color, girlfriend!
You may even have a chance to win RPatz back in this sexy black D&G number……just kidding. His heart will forever belong to KStew. Maybe you can create a little fire and romance off the screen with Kellan. Although, it is about time for you to find a new hair dresser….why does it always have to be loose flowing waves or tied back with two chunks on either side???
Now you’ve nailed it on the head! Drop Dead Gorgeous!!!
All images courtesy of Google Images, Who’s Dated Who, Fan Pop, Buzzy Times, and Just Jared Jr.
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