Something on this blog needs to stay consistant.....here's CookiePuss taking one for the team.  Not going to let my Twerds down.  And so the quotes continue........

“The outside world holds no interest for me without you.”
I rolled my eyes at this hyperbole.

And so we continue with Eclipse.......

     "I looked up, intending to make a sarcastic remark, but his face was closer than I’d expected. His golden eyes were smoldering, just inches away, and his breath was cool against my open lips. I could taste his scent on my tongue.
     I couldn’t remember the witty response I’d been about to make. I couldn’t remember my name."

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Here we go Folks! Our favorite time of the week... don't tell the other guys...
Hopefully you understand the concept of Mayhem Monday after our first topic post... and I REALLY hope that the random Twilighters that happen upon our humble blog give this a try!

 Well  I know it is a late edition of Tawdry Thursday, but hey stop bitching... you know what they say- It is better late than never. But regarding this post, you might just wish you never read it. White-ness is currently on a little vacay and has limited time to post her spectacular findings... but I will share some things to tide you over....

First I just need to get this off my little (recently flashed at the beach) chest.Having multiple tattoo's myself I understand their appeal and addiction- But for the life of me I can not understand why a woman (or man) would want to get a creepster version of Eddie on their body. I wonder what my own personal sparkle peen would think If I came home after paying too much money for a bad tattoo like the ones on the left.

Style Watch on Nikki Reed.....a lesson learned

This week’s style post with KAT-walk gives us a glimpse into Nikki Reed’s alter ego!

Nikki Reed looks pretty hot right her, doesn’t she? Too bad this is about as good as she gets…. Nikki should take some style tips from her character Rosalie Hale and improve her look or just fire whoever is letting her go out in public!

What the hell are you wearing? Did you get into a fight with your cat before you left the house? It could have been nice and you look semi-decent from the chin up but what the hell is on your shoulders? Did the designer have extra fabric and think this looked cute because it looks like you should go back to the ‘80s with those puffy sleeves! And as for the clutch, since when does biker chic studs go with animal print??? Big fashion miss Nikki…..

I see, now you are trying to be all sly and sleek in black and while Rob’s presence near you certainly does up your style score, we can see through you here. Just because he is standing two feet away from you, doesn't mean we will forgive that messypiece of hair gone awfully astray.

Poor Nikki, Rob is done with you and only has eyes for the lovely KStew…..don’t let yourself go. How do you ever think you are going to find another man to up your style score if you let your highlights grow out and hide behind the tacky rings on every finger! Do you purposely not want anyone to recognize you after the shame of being out in public alone and knowingthat Rob chose Kristen. We know his music style inspired you but really, he was just being kind when hanging out with you in public. It was only for publicity.

Don’t try to seduce RPatz back with this fiendish pose……hewon’t fall for your tricks anymore. I think you missed the mark here and accidentally channeled your inner warewolf in this shot….shouldn’t you be channeling your inner vamp? Not really sure if you were going for the Tarzan warewolf look here, but you nailed it! Your eye makeup looks good, so at least you have something.

Ugh, you poor thing…….your life isn’t that bad. Are you trying to drown yourself or get lung cancer? At least you won’thave a forest fire onyour hands because the water will put that ciggy right out. Are you now trying to channel Victoria to help improve your beauty status??? No such luck in this shot.

Now why didn’t you try this along, just go natural and be yourself. This is one of your best looks. You actually look human, not like a drowned rat, a warewolf, or a bag lady. Keep it up Nikki, the hard work is paying off.

Golden tan, luscious locks……you nailed it! It’s a little high school graduation posey like glam shots but its working for you.

Maybe it just took you a while to find your groove. It’s ok, it happens to the best of us. Did you hire a new stylist because she is a great ASSet…..purple is your color, girlfriend!

You may even have a chance to win RPatz back in this sexy black D&G number……just kidding. His heart will forever belong to KStew. Maybe you can create a little fire and romance off the screen with Kellan. Although, it is about time for you to find a new hair dresser….why does it always have to be loose flowing waves or tied back with two chunks on either side???

Now you’ve nailed it on the head! Drop Dead Gorgeous!!!

All images courtesy of Google Images, Who’s Dated Who, Fan Pop, Buzzy Times, and Just Jared Jr.

This week's quote is soooo mushy and gooey, ugh. But we still love it!

“Do you really have any idea how important you are to me? Any concept at all of how much I love you?” He pulled me tighter against his hard chest, tucking my head under his chin.

I pressed my lips against his snow-cold neck. “I know how much I love you.” I answered.
“You compare one small tree to the entire forest.”  I rolled my eyes, but he couldn’t see. “Impossible.”


Like or don't like what you read?  Post a comment!

I think it is about time we established Mayhem Monday-
The idea is that we will give you a situation (not THAT situation) in the saga and ask you to write about how you would approach it (as that character) or how you would have done something differently.

Yeah, I know its FanFic... but I think if we take only one scene at a time and make it our own and really get into character we could have a really great time together. The context can come from either movie or book versions of the story

Post your response below!


White-Ness' Take:
*Takes place when Edward finally returns to school* *cafeteria* *Bella walks up to Edward while he is standing with his lunch tray in line to pay*
"Excuse me."
"Oh, Hi Bella"
"Don't "Oh Hi" me Edward, I really don't fucking get what your problem is with me!"
" I don't know what your implying, Bella"
"I am not implying anything, I am asking you what the fuck your problem is with me! Do I smell? Is it my clothing? Or are you just gay and can't stand to be around females??"
"You really have no idea what you are talking about Bella"
"Please stop using my name like you know me. If I see your ass again in the hallway you better watch your back"
"I highly doubt I should be scared of you, your just a hum...bitch"
"Really? Well I think your an asshole and I can get any guy here so I don't need your skinny ass fucking with my mojo"
"Wow Bella, I really thought you were a nice girl"
"Looks can be deceiving Edward."
"You have no idea"
"Well have a nice life, I hope you choke on your apple"
*Edward grabs Bella's arm to stop her from walking away*
*She scowls at him*
*He throws his lunch tray on the ground, while simultaneously pulling Bella closer*

*They kiss passionately*

 "Uh, Wow"
"Bella, I don't want to pretend anymore.......I want your lady bits"
"I have been waiting for you to say that for weeks now"


Have a great Monday night Twispotters!

 Why I think Eclipse (the movie) was better than New Moon (the movie). First off, Edward was in the WHOLE MOVIE.  Yes, that is reason enough to thoroughly enjoy Eclipse.  Second, the action was great.  I just loved watching the Cullens running through the forest.  Also Alice flipping over either Paul-wolf or Embry-wolf was fantastic. (More on how I think I know who the wolf was another time/post.)

Now, I do still have a gripe over the whole "choice" crap but whatever. I am not going to to let that take me down. Unfortunately, reading through the Eclipse Move Companion actually made me a little angry. Although David Spade came through with an awesome movie, I question whether he really understood the love story.  But then some of what Melissa Rosenberg said pissed me off. She said she had to make Jacob a legitimate rival of Edward.  Why? It shouldn't be her job to legitimize Jacob. But that's just me, Team Edward all the way.  What she should have done is written more voice overs for Bella. Come on, isn't that what is in the books?  Is my Soapbox getting repetitive?

Lastly, the most disappointing part of Eclipse was that Jacob came off as an arrogant ass as opposed to the childish moron in New Moon.  Well, I guess it's a tie. Still hate him either way.

Robert Runs with Dog.

In a surprising twist of fate yesterday. Robert Pattinson was caught running with his neighbors dog yesterday. Apparently the two were involved in an altercation earlier that day, and  it is believed Pattinson had enough of his neighbors dog barking all day.

UPDATE: Robert is in custody.

Photo courtesy of Pattinson Life.

Must See - LOLPattz

This is a hilarious new website that you must check out - http://www.lolpattz.tumblr.com/.

Feather Fridays: Welcome To The Rileys Trailer (Because Kristen Makes My Lady Bits Quiver)

The trailer for Kristen Stewart's upcoming movie "Welcome To The Rileys" (also staring James Gandolfini and Melissa Leo) debuted yesterday. This movie looks really moving, not just your emotions but your nether regions as well, because this movie brings us StripperStew. Check it out below:

This Thursday, you have a big date planned with Eddy and you've just GOT to be prepared! White-ness is here with a solution to your worries!

Perhaps your Manilow (see Really? ) is at the cleaners. Perhaps your cat is staying overnight at the Vet. Perhaps you shouldn't have eaten that whole container of Phish Food. Either way, Edward is going to keep you warm tonight. So Make sure that the vain vampire knows how much he truly is your "choice".

Make sure your lips are plump, your cheeks thoroughly flush, and your eyes don't react to the fluorescent with the new line of DuWop Twilight Makeup. 

Not Tested on Animals. 100% Jasper approved.

Before Eddy arrives, be sure to  spray your erogenous zones with this ravishing scent. Word on the street is Eddy likes a lavender nip. 

Find Yo Stink

Style Maven of the Week.....Ashley Greene

This week’s style post with KAT-walk takes a stroll in Ashley Greene’s stilettos!

Hmmmm, threesome potential here? Am I the only one that thinks that would be the hottest YouTube video ever? I know I’d pay money to see these three fiendishly sexy vamps in the sack! Mucho points for the arm candy, who cares about the dress with those two studs?

Now it all makes sense what inspired Bella’s plaid obsession in the movies….the lovely Ms. Greene was pretty in plaid back in March 2009. Perfectly coordinated nail polish, skinny jeans and black pumps…..what a goddess! She can do no wrong in my book.

Lettting her luscious locks down and vamping it up in a sexy little black dress, Ashley stirred up the drama in August 2009. She looks TIT-illatingly HOT, right after scandalous pictures of her were leaked on the Internet. I tried to find some of the revealing images in question and much to my dismay, was unable to find any! Damn her lawyers for doing a good job in getting these unposted!

P.S. Her nail polish still matches her outfit….I’m loving the coordination! Good Work Team Greene!

“When I was younger I was such a little tomboy. I actually made this one guy bleed.”

Check out the scandalicious Ashley in Maxim Magazine……if you are not wet right now, you are not human! I’m sure any guy would let her suck his blood after seeing these photos. Twilight Gear spotlight on Ashley in Maxim

Eclipse Premiere Fashion: Which one is a win? Which one is a sin?

And my vote is in……London baby! It doesn’t get any sexier than a skintight sparkly silver minidress! What a bombshell! I’m loving the custom-dyed shoes and those long lean legs……va va VOOM! That is one sexy vampire that can suck my blood any day.

Sorry Ashley but it seems you sinned in Antwerp. Why are you hiding your bodacious bod from us under that frumpy froc? No legs, no cleave, no hips, no arms…..are you even under there? And what’s with the giant bow? Are you a Christmas present? Your body language with your back leg even hints that you don’t even like this outfit. Why Ashley, why?

Is that a baby bump under that leather suit that she is trying to hide? Could it be the threesome did take place and now she is preggers with Peter or Kellan??? I sure hope its Kellan’s because I really like Peter and Jennie Garth together but who knows what happens behind closed doors on the set.

Just kidding…..this is how rumors start, but wouldn’t that be one gorgeous baby?

Summer tip: don’t forget to don those

stylish aviators to keep away the harmful rays! Or are

you hiding your blood thirsty eyes from onlookers?

To wet your pallet for next week, keep an eye out for Ms. Nikki Reed’s style review next Wednesday with KAT-walk!


All images courtesy of InStyle.com and Google Images.

Robert and Kristen-"We're not dating"

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were spotted in LA yesterday after attending their friends show.
I know they haven't confirmed or denied, but honestly.... is there any doubt? After Eclipse Producer and even Director David Slade ousted them to the media, they still try to play games.

Quotes from Eclipse.....

What can be more Twerday than re-living our favorite quotes.
We continue with Eclipse.....




     "I reached for his hand, and sighed when his cold fingers found mine. His touch brought with it the strangest sense of relief –as if I’d been in pain and that pain had suddenly ceased." -Bella Swan

Twilight -the book vs. Twilight -the movie

Let me start off by saying that this is my opinion and my opinion alone.  I am pretty sure I will upset even my fellow Twerds with what I must say here on my Soapbox.  With that said, here I go!


After some discussion with ones who have read the books and watched the movies and others who for reasons beyond my comprehension, did not read the books but watched the movies, I have formed an opinion as to why people just don't get it.  It being Twilight.

What seems to be in agreement is that Bella, both in book and movie form, is annoying as all hell and most definitly not good enough for our beloved Edward Cullen.  However, she makes him happy and that is truly what matters.  Edward's happiness.  *sigh..... Anyway, I digress.  Bella, however, in the book makes more sense.  It NEVER is a choice in the book.  It is as clear as black and white that Edward is her destiny and she wants no other, especially Shark Boy, I mean Jacob.  The book is all through Bella's thoughts.  In her annoying little head, she is set in her goals and her need for Edward to be in her life.  Bella in the movies, however, seems to display behavior that leads everyone to believe that Jacob has a chance with her.  Now, if you read the books, that's okay cuz it makes some sense.  Her actions have her drawn to Jacob in an inexplicable way, even Bella doesn't understand why.  No one knows why.  If you read the books, you know that Bella really HATES that she does this to Jacob, that she does lead him on and she does see that she hurts Edward's feelings with some of her actions.

So basically, if you only watch the movies and never read the books, you will never truly understand Twilight and the attraction us obsessed fans have to this story of destiny.  If you only watch the movies, you not only get pieces of the whole story but a skewed and sometimes even wrong impression of the Bella and Edward characters.  As for Jacob, he's an ass in both book and movie form.

NEW! MyTwiSpot running a new Charity Campaign

MyTwiSpot is proud to announce our newest fundraiser!

The premise is to shake your 'bows like nobodies business and ask people to sponsor you. All the money will go towards helpless animals in shelters. One of our favorite causes.

Help Little guys like this

IMAGES just to make it through the holiday weekend.

Ashley on the cover of 

ASOS fashion magazine. 

Looking fabulous!

Rob at the Premiere, need we say more?

Kissy Rob. 

We REALLY don't have to say more.

The cast at the UK premiere. David is a funny little guy isn't he?

God he looks Great.

He has wonderful skin.

Just so you don't overeat this weekend.

HAPPY FOURTH EVERYONE!

Twilight Saga snags Top Spots for Opening Day!

Twilight fans came out in droves as expected to see Eclipse on opening day. Of course me and my fellow TWERDS were representing at 12:01AM at our local IMAX.

New Moon holds on with the biggest opening day despite being (in my opinion) a lesser movie than Eclipse.  The anticipation could have drove the $72.7 ticket sales for New Moon's opening day as us desperate fans had to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR for it to be released! Where as Eclipse was only 7 (torturous) months. 

It could also be that November 20 was a Friday and June 30 was a FREAKIN' Wednesday. Who the hell goes to the movies on a Wednesday??!@#!!!

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/2713/top-10-biggest-opening-days#photo0