Tawdry Thursday

I really enjoy being a part of the Twilight community...But mostly I just like making fun of it.

Really? I can understand wanting Robert Pattinson on your who-ha, but this is down right disturbing...

Nice little added bonus? His lips on your cookie. I guess this is as close as one (besides K-stew) will get to having a glitter ride from Edward.

Did I mention this little nugget I found available on EBAY? I could make this.. I am pretty sure I have my glitter polish and an old ken doll.

I think the Edward Mani-llow scares me the most. Don't get me wrong, I would welcome Rob...er... Edwards arms around me anytime.. but this reminds me of the movie Powder mixed with a recently used tube sock.

What? It doesn't creep the shit out of you? I don't know, but something about a shadow-like figure in my bedroom telling me to "be safe" conjures up images from a recent tequila experience that ended up terribly wrong...

Just in-case you don't feel self-conscious enough in the bathroom, here is the incredible floating Eddie head shower... ...................................just look at those eyes..........













Last But not least...

Let's not forget this god-awful creation. Sweethearts covered in glitter that taste exactly like the bottom of your foot looks.








Well That is all... I just wanted to establish this series, next time I will do some serious digging and get things that even Aro wouldn't want to touch.