I think it is about time we established Mayhem Monday-
The idea is that we will give you a situation (not THAT situation) in the saga and ask you to write about how you would approach it (as that character) or how you would have done something differently.
Yeah, I know its FanFic... but I think if we take only one scene at a time and make it our own and really get into character we could have a really great time together. The context can come from either movie or book versions of the story
Post your response below!
White-Ness' Take:
*Takes place when Edward finally returns to school* *cafeteria* *Bella walks up to Edward while he is standing with his lunch tray in line to pay*
"Excuse me."
"Oh, Hi Bella"
"Don't "Oh Hi" me Edward, I really don't fucking get what your problem is with me!"
" I don't know what your implying, Bella"
"I am not implying anything, I am asking you what the fuck your problem is with me! Do I smell? Is it my clothing? Or are you just gay and can't stand to be around females??"
"You really have no idea what you are talking about Bella"
"Please stop using my name like you know me. If I see your ass again in the hallway you better watch your back"
"I highly doubt I should be scared of you, your just a hum...bitch"
"Really? Well I think your an asshole and I can get any guy here so I don't need your skinny ass fucking with my mojo"
"Wow Bella, I really thought you were a nice girl"
"Looks can be deceiving Edward."
"You have no idea"
"Well have a nice life, I hope you choke on your apple"
*Edward grabs Bella's arm to stop her from walking away*
*She scowls at him*
*He throws his lunch tray on the ground, while simultaneously pulling Bella closer*
*They kiss passionately*
"Uh, Wow""Bella, I don't want to pretend anymore.......I want your lady bits"
"I have been waiting for you to say that for weeks now"
Have a great Monday night Twispotters!
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KAT-Walk's Take:
Location: Biology Class on Frog Disection Day
*Edward strolls in leisurely to class after being gone for a week and sits at the very edge of the lab table as far from Bella as possible*
"Jeez, Edward why don't you just go sit at some other lab table?"
"what are you talking about Bella?"
"you are sitting as far as humanly possible away from me"
*Edward smirks and mumbles under his breath*
"interesting choice of words"
"Wow you are really a pompous jerk, aren't you? I don't know what your deal is and why you think you're all that because you really aren't. What, are you manstruating or something? Wake up on the wrong side of the bed all month?"
"i'm sorry Bella, I'm not trying to be rude, but its best if we aren't friends."
"Well you are and its really starting to piss me off. If you have a problem with me, then don't be my friend. I don't need you and I can disect this frog without your help."
*Bella goes to stab the frog but at that very instant a frog carcass comes flying across the room from Mike Newton aimed at Edward but is heading towards Bella's face. Bella's jumps out of her seat as the frog hits her square in the face and lands right on Edward's lap. Edward laughs as Bella is covered in frog guts on her face."
"you don't smell so bad anymore Bella"
"ewwww grosssss, and you're still a jerk, some things never change"
"Bella i'm sorry, its just that you.......you scare me...."
"i scare you? i just had frog guts thrown at my face, you need to grow a pair Edward"
*Edward laughs*
"Bella I'd like to drive you home today to protect you from any other frogs attacking you"
"no need, i will be just fine on my own"
*Bella storms out of the bio lab to go clean herself up in the bathroom. Edward sits there with a giant grin on his face knowing that he can't resist this girl any more. He needs to be with her and at least the frog smell helped hide her scent for the afternoon.......*
If I were Bella, I would not have confronted him...I would have pretended nothing happened and start from scratch with him. Edward is too beautiful. Gotta give him a second chance. Especially since he's trying to get to know me now. Cute little chuckles and all. Ahhhhh! I can't role play...this is too much for me.
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