Hopefully you understand the concept of Mayhem Monday after our first topic post... and I REALLY hope that the random Twilighters that happen upon our humble blog give this a try!
White-ness' Take:
*On Location at La Bella Italia*
"Edward, I really don't understand why you won't just leave me alone, I am getting sick of you yelling at me to be careful, and then the next moment you are saving my life from rapists and inviting me to dinner!"
"I don't think you quite understand my behavior properly"
"Are you trying to say I don't understand that your being an ass?"
"Bella, you know I am not being an ass"
*He sighs deeply*
"It's that I can't stay away from you, you are unlike any human I have ever met"
"Did you just refer me to as a human? I have a name?"
"Bella, there is something you need to know about me- I can hear everyone in this rooms thoughts, apart from yours"
"WHAT?"
*Bella stands up, her napkin falls off her lap onto the ground. Her expression is pure disgust*
"Did you just say that you can HEAR thoughts?- Is this a joke?"
"Bella, I was made this way, I can not lie to you any longer"
"Wow, and here I am thinking you just thought I smelled, but the REAL problem is you are NUTS!"
"I don't think you are understanding what I am trying to tell you..."
"Okay Edward, let's test this confession- what is that guy in the black hoodie to the left thinking right now!"
*Edward distorts his face in anger*
"I don't know why you are testing me-He is thinking about going home and looking up the topless pics of Hayley Williams from the band Paramore on Google"
"Holy Shit, I wonder if you are right...I joined that FaceBook group the other day, too!"
"Bella, I don't have the strength to stay away from you any longer"
"Well, if you can't hear my thoughts, then I suppose I won't object to us hanging out"
"Hanging out? Bella, I want to kill you, and have sex with you all at the same time!- I can't just HANG out with you.. I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU"
"You really should see someone, that is some sick S&M shit you are talking about, If you just told me you wanted to fuck I would have went home with you tonight... but all this mess about killing me and being in love with me-that screams reminders from that movie Fear- and I did not take kindly to that movie"
"Bella, you are driving me insane"
"Would you like to try this mushroom ravioli?"
"No."
*The scene ends and with Edward's head in is hand-signaling defeat-Bella continues to eat her ravioli and seems to totally forget the severity of the topics just discussed*
As you can tell, if some REALLY hot guy told me he could hear peoples thoughts, I would freak. I would probably still sleep with him if he looked like Edward.... but regardless- I would freak.
Happy Monday TwiSpotters!
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