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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

The Twilight Saga Eclipse: Survival Kit


This evening millions will flock to movie theaters across the globe to watch the worldwide theatrical release of The Twilight Saga Eclipse. We are here to tell you what you will need to survive the craziness:


  1. A change of underwear for when RPatz and Taylor Lautner (sans shirts) appear on screen.

  2. Plenty of snacks because you will need your energy to squeal during the leg hitch scene.

  3. Five hour energy because you will be up till 3 a.m. after working the entire day.

  4. A camera because if your friends are as crazy as mine then you will definitely want to document this experience.

  5. Your friends, because they make you feel better about your obsession with Mormon young adult fiction.

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